The Doors (no, not the band)"Jack, where are we going?" "Well, Sally, you know how you've been asking me for ages to show you where I found Sandy Claws?" Sally...
Costume Contest"Good evening, and welcome to the fifth annual Convoluted Convention Costume Contest. I'm your host, Bob Foraples." "I'm Jim Membaship....
Mad Lib"Excuse me, can I get some help please?" I heard the call from the back of the store, and rushed out so my manager wouldn't think I was...